When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything. Craig Ferguson
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The saying, "When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think" is more of a joke than anything else. A better deal? The answer is that you can't compare the Mob to any other loan shark out there. It's more like the Mafia. You're dealing with a "businessman" who has your best interests at heart -- not some gangster on some street corner.

As for signing on the dotted line, well, the Mob doesn't have any of those either. You just need to get in touch with someone in its inner circle and ask for some help. That's it!

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